600 Million Nonsense

Dear Heartforte,

I know its none of my business but i cant help but notice how my social media pages have been filled with news of Linda Ikeji's new house in banana island. The disparity on the actual worth of the house only seemed to raise the ante.

When you hear of such a feat from a blogger one cannot help but develop bad belle and ask useless questions like what is a single lady doing with such a house?.
Shey its only one bed she would be sleeping on?.
Considering how shockingly huge the 450 million abi 600million is i am very sure some yeye brothers and sisters of mine went to open their own blog and joined the copy and paste club.

Even though that amount could have been spent on or invested in other things we may deem more important. We have to take a dose of anti- badbelle syrup because its her money and wether it was gotten from her blog, sugar daddies, barrow pushing or secret detective work on celebrities its actually not the close-up on our toothbrush. We should be happy or ignore the green in our minds and stop lamenting over another person's success. Shikena!

So, if you are living in a one bedroom apartment in a swamp instead of calling Linda names or asking her why she is still single, swallow your pride and ask for one room in her boys quarters.